KIDS LOVE THIS! Tell them your wife/mom made you a sandwich, but you don’t know if it’s chicken or turkey. (Maybe it’s MONKEY!) Takethe Goshman foam sandwich out of a bag. Chicken or Turkey? Pull the lid off the sandwich and a BIG RUBBER CHICKEN springs out! (See routine in Crash Course on Kidshows.) Hey, it’s really chicken. Be careful eating the feet — the toenails get stuck in your teeth and you have to floss! But wait. … Did you really want a TURKEY (or MONKEY) SANDWICH? That’s when you show the kids the inside of the bread…where a MIRROR is glued, so each child who looks sees HIS or HER OWN FACE! This always gets a laugh. Use it table hopping in KFC! (Just kidding.) Formerly this sold at $15–20 for both the rubber chicken (flexible enough to fit inside the sandwich) and the foam bread sandwich with mirror & feathers glued inside. NOW I have a better, less expensive chicken, so you get both sandwich AND rubber chicken for the amazing price of… .